In Star Wars, a boy can grow up to be a knight or a wizard, but if you’re a girl, you have one good role model- one good, sexy role model- but you better be born a princess or good at space hooking, cuz those are your options [x]
My dad was telling me about these girls at his old college who invented a nail polish that paints on clear, and if you stir your drink with your finger with the nail polish on, it will react with the “Date Rape” drug and turn red.
Dude. It’s genius.
I saw this before and didn’t reblog it because it didn’t have anything to say how but now that there is a link saying how I wil reblog it.
I am spending my entire Amazon Trade-In balance on a ridiculous amount of makeup/skincare. And new character shoes because they’re better for my feet than regular heels
I regret nothing. I love makeup!
how fuckin terrified do u think harry would be if his scar started hurting again tho like omg
harry potter age 35 gets a sinus infection that causes shooting pains into his forehead he is next seen screaming and running naked in the streets of london firing expelliarmuses into the air
me on my way to overthrow yo country
tried to scroll past this, couldn’t.
napoleon more like naponyon
he loses the battle of waterloo
WTF!! I hadn’t gotten to that part yet.
Tag your fucking spoilers people
if my husband doesnt tear up when im walking down the aisle im turning the fuck around
my husband definitely will because he’s gonna have to put up with me for the rest of his life and that’s enough to make anybody cry